July 2010
1 post
June 2010
4 posts
Him: Right you are, Ken
Me: Of course, Barbie...
Him: Yes, that
Me: No, this
Him: If you insist
Me: I do.
Him: Ok, then in that case you can't possibly be correct
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I insist
Me: Well then, I insist otherwise
Him: Well then I'm wrong, you are incorrect
Me: Mhm...I see
Him: Negative, you're blind, we went over this last time
Me: This is beginning to remind me of politics...
Him: Useless exchanges that leads to nothing but superhuman powers and salads from Chernobyl farms? .. Sounds about right
Me: Oooo we get salads?!
“Edible Light-bulbs: Go green, eat your household appliances!”
– Him (via asylum-conversations)
May 2010
8 posts
Him: I'm not surprised
Me: I hate you
Him: I'm sure you do
Me: Just as long as you know
Him: It's expected
Me: -grumbles-
Him: One day I'll be dead and you'll miss me.. Sitting at my funeral asking yourself why you killed me
Me: -pauses momentarily in the sharpening of machete and stares- I resent that...
Prologue: Or an introduction.
throw-aways:
If only you could see the things I have seen. If you could have taken part in the things that have shaped this world, that have shaped me. If you could have a roll in this great play then you would find yourself going from day to day with a sense of wonder that nothing can rival. It has been my great fortune, or my great misfortune, to have found myself amongst things of...
This are going good for once.
The Throw-Aways stands at 3 chapters with over 10,000 words and I’ve scrounged together a tiny team of editors and pre-readers for it. I need to type up the 4th and 5th chapter, but I’m being lazy. On the other hand, that gives me time to get the already typed chapters polished. My car is getting a paint job next week (maybe the week after) so I’ll finally have something to drive...
Him: These are words.
Me: Are they really?
Him: They are not
Me: Then why are you claiming they are?
Him: I'm not, they are
Me: Then how do you know they're not?
Him: They told me...
Me: They are claiming they are while you are claiming their not because they told you that they aren't but they're still claiming to be...Oww...that kinda hurt
Him: Hurray for brain pain!
Me: Better than arse rape pain...
Him: touché
April 2010
50 posts
Him: Fun times at bible study
Me: And beans...
Him: And chicken salad
Me: Good enough...
Him: Bean chicken salad.. I will not be giving that one a try
Me: Good, 'cause that's what we're force-feeding the wombats in your hair tonight
Him: My hair is wombat infested?
Me: You didn't know? Parasitic wombats that infest hair are the leading cause of insomnia and insanity. Common knowledge, tsk tsk
Him: Must be the lack of sleep and cybermonkeys distracting me from them
Me: Well the insomnia is their defense...they use that to keep you distracted anyway. Kinda like those goldfish in your underpants use regular bathroom breaks to keep you unwise to them populating your toilet with offspring
Him: Come to think of it, I did notice an increased number of fish in the sink ...
Clicky, Clicky Please? →
I should be writing...rather than sitting here...
Never underestimate the difficulty of drinking a...
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Amen.
I got the most awesome pile of Flapper style...
I’ll post pictures when I find my memory card.
Contents of My Bag
Because Rob says I carry too much everywhere. 1 Five subject notebook 1 Three ring folder 1 Document envelop containing all the hand written,loose-leaf pages of S.C. 2 Plastic folders containing the hard copy of S.C. The Writer’s Handbook 1 Dictionary/Thesaurus 3 Black ink pens 1 Red ink pen 1 Blue ink pen Wallet A collection of Oscar Wilde 8 pieces of crumpled paper A coffin nail found in a...
CHICKIE...
Ilu <3
I GOT THE JOB!
chemiangel:
Happy dance time? Why yes, thank you!
WOOOO!
[Monsieur Chester]: though tempted on occasion, I doubt I would ever actually try to shoot you...
Avian: o.O
Avian: Oh well, you can shoot me, it's cool
Avian: I better not say that, you'll screenshot it, shoot me, and then while Im laying there bleeding you'll bring up the screencap and tell me I said it was cool...
[Monsieur Chester]: Damn!
[Monsieur Chester]: ...actually, yer probably right
Someone add me: bella.nightshade@yahoo.com. I'm...
Hello, drama train...how are you today?
What are some good First Person Narritive books...
I need some new things to read…
I hate this laptop with a passion...and it knows...
It restarts randomly, it get’s picky about which programs I’m allowed to open, it fusses if I use microsoft office too much, it sounds like an airplane trying to take off, it coughs and wheezes at me… I’ve come to the conclusion my computer is a little old man.
If I try really hard and strain my imagination to...
This feels so wonderfull...
I’m sitting on our back porch (which is about 8 feet off the ground) on the swing, the sun is just over our valley atm so it’s warm and lovely. The creek is up from the rain last night so it’s to the point you can actually hear it. I’ve got Shooter Jennings, Willie Nelson, and Johnny Cash blasting while I work on my story… This seems like it’s gonna be a good...
...Shut up Da...I'll start writing it AFTER S.C....
Hi Loli, I can see you're online.
woodroww:
monsieur-chester:
woodroww:
On here, anyways. I love you. I miss you. I hope you’re doing well. ♥
Aww Chickie <3 My laptop refuses to let me log into MSN, you can add me on yahoo though and we can talk. It’s the same as my msn name .3. And aside from nearly dieing, I’m lovely <3
Tumblr likes to make reblogging ridiculously complicated sometimes. So, would it be...
Last night I Easter egged someone's car. What I...
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LMFAO…that…is…EPIC…
I wish I had a picture of Louie...
I miss that dog…he was so odd looking
He looked like a full size Hound dog that had been chopped off at the knee and his feet sewn back on. Also, he talked…and he was not happy when Rob ignored him…
Hi Loli, I can see you're online.
woodroww:
On here, anyways. I love you. I miss you. I hope you’re doing well. ♥
Aww Chickie <3 My laptop refuses to let me log into MSN, you can add me on yahoo though and we can talk. It’s the same as my msn name .3. And aside from nearly dieing, I’m lovely <3
I told Da' about my other story idea...
He wants me to take a break on S.C. and write it. He think it’ll do really well and probably be popular since it’s dealing with Mountain Top mining…
I printed off all the typed pages of Southern...
I’m glad I used the shop printer rather than my own XD Now I need to finish chapter 14, which will put me almost halfway through the book.